found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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