do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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