SEEEEXXX PLEASE
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
