I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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