remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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