PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Randomize
