you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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