sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
