Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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