Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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