I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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