I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
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