Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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