Walk of Shame. In a state park.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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