you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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