Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
The beer is more important than you right now.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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