i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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