why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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