Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
