love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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