Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Randomize