i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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