Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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