There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
you would pick up someone in the library
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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