Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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