Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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