just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell