I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you