Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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