I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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