When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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