Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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