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• (650): View more from California

  Your face is a jimmy john

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• (518): View more from New York

  At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky

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• (954): View more from Florida

  And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..

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