So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.