If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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