my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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