belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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