Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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