I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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