Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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