is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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