i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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