Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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