VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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