I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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