u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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