Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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