i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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