To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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