we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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