i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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