yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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