So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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