Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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