I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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