that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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