i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
that is very illegal...i love you.
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