so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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