Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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