The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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